That picture makes me sick! Jesus died for your sins and your saying He resembles a dogs butt! I feel like throwing up but whoever posted that I just want you to know that I’ll be praying for you and He will love you no matter what you’ve done. Thats why He died such a brutal death. For your sins. Please have that taken off the web though. I’d appreciate it sooo much. Thanks
Jessi stop being ridiculous, yes Jesus did die a brutal death and for us. But you dont have to freak out over this, she never once said that it resembles jesus. Cant you take a joke. And if it was a bad pic, your gunna see alot of those so stay off the internet… I will be Praying for you.
Man if jesus wants to appear on a dogs butt hes gonna appear on a dogs butt thats how it is. Just because its a little weird and might be discracful doesn’t mean he doesn’t mean hes not gonna show up there and yes i’m saying he could appear on mars if he wanted to. He could appear on my butt for all he cares as long as he gets what he wants to tell people across that God is good and that he is every where and most importantly that hes real! So this however showed this to the world alone he was just trying to show what God had put into his life and he felt empowered to show it to everybody.
Oh my gosh this is sick God died for you and you do this to repay him whoever did this has a very sick mind! This is very immaure i will pray that somehow God works in your life.
Its not just a joke! Its not a just a joke someone can take. “HEY THERE JUST JOKING ABOUT JESUS BIG DEAL” NO! NOT REALLY! IT IS A BIG DEAL YOU WANNA JOKE LIKE THAT (WHICH I DON’T THINK THAT YOU SHOULD) PUT A CELEBRITY THERE NOT JESUS! WHO EVER DID THAT AND GOT A LAUGH OUT OF THAT…REPENT MY SON REPENT! IF YOU THINK ITS FUNNY OR IN ANY WAY ACCEPTABLE YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP! ONLY THE KIND OF HELP JESUS CAN PROVIDE FOR YOU NOT THE KIND THAT DOCTORS GIVE! I SERIOUSLY WILL BE PRAYING FOR ALL! AND HOPE YOU SEE YOU GUYS IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN CAUSE THATS WHERE I’M GOING! THANK YOU JESUS ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU JESUS!
God deemed all creation good- and that includes a dog’s butts (which are actually pretty important pieces of equipment if you happen to be a dog). Why is a dog’s butt any less holy than a butterfly’s wing, a cloud formation, a newborn baby’s skin, or a dying man’s eyes? And if God can reveal himself usign an ass (as he did with Balaam) why should we freak out over something like this? We are the one’s who have a problem with a dog’s butt, not God.
i am sick to the bone about this picture. i will praye and praye for you. i hope you dont go to hell for this even though you most likely will because your an idiot. you should be so lucky to have someone in your life lovee you like Jesus does. all i can say is repent your sins. as far as i’m concerned you are both the devil and judas them selfs.
Hey that is terrible and wrong.You mad freak!You should be locked up!That is a dog’s butt and you thought it would be cool to show Jesus in it?Is that dog still alive?
We need more Christians like Paula! Not only is she thoughtful and spiritual-minded, but also capable of writing a paragraph with mostly accurate syntax and spelling. Did Jesus throw around judgment and condemnation? No. Did Jesus love the unlovable, forgive the sinners, accept the outcasts? Yes, He did. Who are you hateful people following?
All the people who didn’t have a problem with the picture didn’t use CAPITAL LETTERS for His(Jesus)name. That explains a lot about you guys. Carry on with your lives, we’ll see what happens in the end. God knows best. Thank you for that. Have a nice day.
While I dug Paula’s comments for the humor value, I still wonder why the existence of an omnipotent creator, on a dog’s hairy sphincter or otherwise, is just assumed outright. Photoshop is a tool. Why are so many people?
I do admit, it does look like Jesus, but please take this picture off. Many non-Christians see this kind of stuff and it leads them further away from the One that created the universe with a word. I also apologize for the Christians who lost their temper. Hey, even Peter chopped a guards ear off when they came to arrest Jesus, but Jesus put his ear back on. With love I ask you to remove this picture.
God created dog ass. Therefore it is a part of God. Jesus said everything was beautiful. A Dog’s ass is apart of everything. Jesus was God. Jesus created the Dog’s ass. Everything loves its offspring. Jesus loves dog ass. Thus he can appear.
i think it’s hilarious that such self-riotous, ignorant fools are begging and praying for the person who posted this. god would bitch-slap each and every one of you for how lamely you respond to this picture in an attempt to make yourselves feel good about damning someone else. good for you.
“Have you found Jesus?”
I guess I have now!
By the way, all of you who wrote replies with too many caps in them, I’m a computer repair-tech and can fix your caps lock for free, just ask!
i wish there were more pictures of “seeing jesus in disgusting places.” there’ll never be enough, as far as i’m concerned. i want to see the shape of jesus in a picture of two men having sex while a third man tapes it and pleasures himself with a prayer shawl.
I think it is obvious, just from day-to-day life, that God has a pretty good sense of humor. Regardless of whether He shows up on a piece of toast, or a dog’s butt, I’m sure it’s nothing He hasn’t seen or done before. And I’m sure this doesn’t offend Him more than people who tear pages out of the Bible, or promote Satanism. So what if He is on a dog’s butt? I think it’s clever.
Its not a joke, its real, nobody can create such a perfect image of our savior almighty. Its a message that we must obey dogs, for they show us the humble way. Bow down to doggy butt-hole. ^_^
I cannot believe you all. You are fighting and praying and threatening and cajoling the poster and eachother, all in the name of some guy who preached peace? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Turn the other cheek, practice the way you wish, and stop the childish tantrums and name-calling (all of which I am sure your lord and savior would just LOVE) in the name of a concept. Religion was a good idea when lawless men needed a higher power to control their actions, but it appears to be corrupting the lot of you, you bantering, holier-than-thou, faux followers of the religion. Pray to your lords for forgiveness, as you have taken it upon yourselves to dispense their justice, which NONE of you are prepared to do. “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”.
God made all things, he made plants and the earth, and we should love them because it brings us closer to Him. He also made dog’s butts, and I love them because they bring me closer to Him. If you can’t love a dog’s butt, you’ve no room for Him in your life.
How can any of you say that it looks like Jesus? How many of you have actually met Jesus and can testify that this is what he looks like? It maybe looks like a western church’s representation of Jesus but we should all accept that coming from Jerusalem, he probably had dark skin and black hair.
Leave the picture - forgiveness and tolerance are two of the most beloved lessons of Christianity. What if the likeness of Jesus was formed in clouds all you Bible Bashers would be cooing about its “awesomenessness and lovelinessness”
Great picture. Also great job getting the wacko’s panties all in a bunch. Jesus is a symbol, a make-believe feel good symbol, like the tooth fairy. What if you put a picture of the tooth fairy in a dog’s butt? How many fairy-worshipers would come crawiling out of the woodwork to pray that you still get change under your pillow when you loose a tooth.
Jesus died because he claimed he was the messiah.
In two-thousand we could be worshipping David Koresh for all we know or even worse Tom Cruise. Praise be to Xenu!!!
BTW - This pic is mad ancient I saw this months if not years ago, but it still amuses me.
Jesus would not have wanted his children to be bickering as we are. We simply have to accept that he has chosen to reveal himself in this odd way and try and make sense of it somewhow.
My question is: has this dog been showing saintly manners recently? I urge you to contact your local parish and see if they somehow would want you to come and show the community this incredible miracle. You could bring your dog for all to see in person. And to those that doubt: this is why it’s called “faith”. Learn to stop questioning god’s ways and accept them as they are.
I guess I can shut off my internet connection for the rest of the year… between this and the Red Sox fan getting beaned with a piece of pizza, there won’t be anything else worth seeing.
To those religious nutcases here that cannot take a joke I can only say that I still retain hope for your eventual enlightenment. If I was Christian I would find any kind of idol worship offensive, including seeing the Virgin Mary on slices of grilled slice and window panes.
But I guess the fine line is drawn when someone isn’t out to capitalize on an event to sell T-shirts and miracle magnets, and rather would just make a joke jabbing at the inanity of that underbelly of the culture.
It makes me sad to read the knee-jerk reactions, because I can seriously picture God laughing right now at the joke, wondering why so many people are willing to worship holy images on doors but they think God is more offended by an obvious joke. For shame.
thats easily the most accurate representation of jesus ive EVER seen! i pray that all you jesus freaks arent as blind as you make yourselves out to be. god created that anus so dont hate on it you ignorant hypocrites!
Jesus is a dead man. He didn’t die for your sins. He was not the “son of god”. He was a man, and a criminal (why else would they crucify him?). Theists are retarded.
I am Jesus, the Lord Thy God, King of Kings and the Son of The Divine Lord Thy God. Those of you who judge though you have heard my commandments and teachings, those who claim to follow Your Shepherd yet shame My name with your shallow judgments and hypocritical condemnation, you sadden Me. I died for your sins so that you would learn to put your Evil ways behind you, but you have betrayed me with your words and thoughts. This image is of ME and it is Righteous and Holy. Blessed art my sheep who kneel before the Son of God. Damned are they who cast judgement of hate and harbor wicked feelings against their neighbors. I had but One Life to give and can not die for thy sins again, so damned art though! Look within thyself for the hell reserved for you and taste the Eternal Damnation which awaits you.
You all are rediculous. Jesus on a dog’s ass is funny. Plain and simple. Remember satire? Anyone? Anyone? Bueler? If Jesus was truly present, he’d wash away the middle of the country into the depths of the Atlantic so the rest of us can live a peacefully. But anyhoo….thanks for the eternal damnation. Very christian of you.
“But anyhoo….thanks for the eternal damnation. Very christian of you.”
Sadly, you are all too correct. Damning all heathens -is- very Christian. Let’s all praise god for not torturing us in heaven just for believing some guy who said “fuck jewish law, I’m the man now dog, this is how we roll”
Perfect place for a god on dog. The religioso mysterioso fantasy action figure like jesus fits there. I am so glad most people are mass minded followers. Some of these reactions show the power of mass thought, please continue to be weak and follow.
You know what would be really great? If you cropped this to just Our Saviour’s image, and posted it to some places where people go nuts for these things, saying that it appeared ‘In my dog’s fur’.
Then at the ideal moment during the general rejoicing, you strike with the zoom out option.
Might i suggest that all the “is the dog still alive” and “you should burn in hell for all eternity” Christians out there, recognise and kiss the image of the Saviour as it has been presented on this living creature because since they are already talking shit in the name of Jesus he may see fit to reward them all with the real thing.
Hey… How did that old jingle go again?
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My dog’s better than your dog
My dog’s better than yours
My dog’s better ’cause his ass looks like Jesus
My dog’s better than yours!
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It is a sorry state of affairs when even the defenders of this excellent photograph invoke a non-existent deity to argue that “He” doesn’t mind this kind of humor.
Wake up, people! It’s the 21st Century — time to leave superstition behind! Science has completely disproved religion and anyone living today who believes that there is a god or that Jesus was a deity who “died for your sins” (however the hell that’s supposed to work) — anyone believing in any of this crap is a moron through and through!
Science has convincingly shown that the universe is about 15 billion years old and that the earth is about 4.5 billion years old. A bunch of idiots who lived in a time when a wheelbarrow was brand-new technology claim the earth is 4,000 years old — and who are you idiots going to believe? The wheelbarrow bunch, of course! Because you’re idiots. Don’t waste your time damning me or praying for me — either one would be a complete waste of your time, as effective as knocking on wood or rubbing a wart with a rag and burying the rag.
Maybe when you stop living your life based on superstitious nonsense, you’ll see the humor of this. Take responsibility for your own life and stop relying on/blaming your invisible buddy for everything.
It’s not suprising that this harmless and ironically funny picture spurred a massive interweb dispute over the plausibility of God. It happens all the time, but seriously dudes, come on! Yes it does look like western surfer-jesus, that’s the fact of the matter, if you look close enough you see it. You shouldn’t get so upset about that, you shouldn’t deny things which are true and observable (such as evolution) because you personally interpret it to contradict your religion. What you definately shouldn’t do, is be nasty to everyone who doesn’t agree…let him without sin cast the first stone remember? If Jesus died for my sins (however that works) then I’m very thankful, but I’m not going to deny that his head on a dog’s butt isn’t funny out of shame.
Wait, one more thing, in case any of you religioners were planning on praying for me… what’s up with that? As I understand it, a person has to accept jesus in order to go to heaven, and there’s no more to it. I’m not going to do that any time soon, I’d much sooner accept Thor. So when you pray for a non-beleiver, are you praying that God make him come around? God can’t make people beleive because of their free will right? Are you praying that something terrible happens to make that person? That wouldn’t be nice. I’d suggest, that instead of praying on behalf of someone who doesn’t think that a benevolent and all-loving GOD required the violent sacrifice of his only son as pittance for the sins of mortals whom he created and cast out of paradise, that you should try your very best to understand why it is that person doensn’t beleive. I don’t mean ignore the person while he explains, and then assert your beleifs in the hopes he’ll blindly accept them. I mean listen intently and learn his side, hopefully he’ll do the same. If you’re lucky, you’ll meet in the middle somewhere, or at the very least you’ll both be able to make more informed arguments without so many assumptions. You can of course, just post your opinions in an obscure, sligtly related corner of the internet and leave it at that though, if you want to waste time.
Jesus will punish you with love…. and treat you with movies about him, gospelmusic and bringers of the message at yr door at sundaymornings at 08.00 hour
Listen to me now you bunch of christian nerds. You christians make stupid jokes about budism and muslim all the freaking time, stfu bitches and take what you yourselves deserve the most (open your blind christian eyes for a millisecond, you are insulting all the other religions 24/7).
The picture does indeed look similar to a person dressed in white and having a bit longer hair. The fact that your whole religion is built on a man who’s father took a hike to the next silly girl and who’s mother got married to another guy, is a completely different story. As long as i care, he can even appear between your sandwich.
Well, this in kinda sick, yes.
But Jesus is Geat and Holy, so if He wishes to show Himself (to somebody) on an animal butt, that’s His will. And that doesn’t insult Him anyway.
Well, when there was a problem between Europe and Middle East about The Prophet cartoons, we called theese rioting muslims fundamentalists and fanatics. Let us be, unlike them, reasonable and have our sence of humor.
Amen
I find it interesting that the people who are close the this dog (whose name is Angus) find the appearance of Jesus on his butt miraculous. The christians here think it disgusting. I guess you have to be a christian and actually know the dog to find it miraculous. Here’s an article about it:
omg this is soo funny everyone needs to tkae a joke if he made this animal then y cnt he b part of it?!
im sure jesus had a sence of humor so y sldnt we?!
calm down all u people out there its just a joke and i agree with all u people who hav a scense of humor!!! god can apear anywhere he wants (even if i is a dogs butt!!!)
That is just sick and wrong, that is a disgrace! i hope that u take that off!!! I hope that you know that Jesus will forgive you whatever you do. i will be praying for you.
oh my gosh!there are kids out there,you know.I am about to puke!i will be praying for you guys!i mean,you didnt have to put it on the internet.why would you do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you deffenetly need help!now my annoing brother is looking and watching me typ.he says its sick and wrong too!wich it is!i hope my baby brother dosnt see this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is just sad.your really immature.he dies on the cross and this is wat you give him!!!remember,ill be praying
I luv Jesus Christ..B’coz he save our life frm danger..But we r not thank u him..B’coz we’ve made some sins..Yah…I can c Jesus at the cat’s “BAM”..Its not funny..Ok??Its a sins..I’ve made a lot of sins..I (L) Jesus..
How do any of you people know what Jesus looks like. This could be any man. That image of Christ is just a stereotype. I do not know if this is a coincidnence or a joke, but if it is it’s really funny. who knows maybe Jesus is laughing with us because He does not look like that.
1) God has a sense of humor, just look at the platypus
2) Jesus was black
3) The universe was not created with a word, it has been evolving for eons after the big bang. Meaning, creationism is just a bunch of non-scientific bull crap. If you don’t believe in Darwinism, look at all the morons who loose limbs and die while doing stupid things like removing blocks of ice from a snow blower while it’s running
4) Stop being so self-righteous and get a life and a sense of humor, oh wait, jesus would not like you to laugh.
5) If you want me to tell you the story about how jesus was not resurrected, but merely unconscious after being poisoned by those who wanted to euthanize him before he was left to die on the cross, let me know. That should shatter your belief in his mythology
you are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!! what in GODS holy name were you thinking puting this on the internet kids of all ages go on the internet you are sick and i will be praying for you!!!!!!!!!
calm down you freaks. I think this is hilarious take a friggen joke. He died on a cross, booficrityhoo. When will people stop taking trivial things such as religion so seriously?
by the way people it is the internet if a kid sees something wrong hold your damn kid acountable not the person who put it there. and stop praying for this guy, I doubt he did this for any prayers. Parying is futile anyway. oh and one exclamation mark is enough it is SO FRIGGEN IRATATING when you people leave about 18 of them after a word. idiots
who ever posted dis is downright disrespesctful and so is the people who agree with the fact dat it is 2. This is degrading and embarrasing 2 see that people out there repay God by saying and doing stuff like this. Anyone can say what ever they want bout dis but play with it n when you see yaself in hell…..always remeber to pray for forgiveness!!!!!!!!!!!….by da way this is a serious issue!
It is true that jesus appears everywhere, and if it is there then that is where it is. I am fully commited to jesus and i know he is always watching. Thats just the way it is! AMEN!
Um…. That’s not Jesus. Besides, because Jesus is G-d and is everywhere, then how could someone become offended by this? We really need to take this whole “Omni-Presence” thing seriously! Also, I’m sure that only the “Religous” are offended by this. I’m sure that G-d is WAY above pittily human sacralige. Whatever.
I have a “Theological” Question? Does this image have any baring on Anything Holy? Ok, here’s one for the ages, if an image “That is supposed to be Jesus” (Which no one really knows what he looked like) does (in fact) appear on a dogs butt, does this deminish Jesus, or does this actually make the dog’s butt Holy?
Ok - I have one more point to contribute to this “debate?” - or whatever this is… Now let’s compare the sincere efforts of those “Christians” who were defending the honor of their L-rd, by stating their “Displeasure” in viewing this “Image” — to what would happen if… OH - I don’t know - If that was an image of another “Religious” Persona from the Middle East… Hmmmmm. I just think that the Christian response (as Pharasetic as it may have been delivered) echoed a closer resembalence to “Love” than to that of how another group of individuals would have responded to such insolence. That’s just my Oppinion. Peace be with you.
I’d much rather live my life believing in Heaven and a “Savior”, die and find out there is no Heaven or hell than not believe, die and find out that there are both a Heaven and a hell. It’s quite a gamble to be a non-believer. Dont you think? The loss would be tragic and not recoverable.
If you believe in eternal life through a savior would you gamble your future away to save face with “the world?”
If you don’t believe in eternal life through a savior, would you want to believe? If so, do you need proof so that no one will laugh at you?
Start studing the Bible. No, realy “Study” it. And if you still want to hold onto your opinions. after that, Then it’s all you (”all you”).
Personally, I think it resembles Paul more. I’ve seen Jesus appearances all the way from this pup’s butt to a rotting piece of a wall in a condemned building, to vomit at a diner I used to work at. Seems there’s a common theme here.
I think all you religion buffs are brain washed.. but yeah that looks like an old sheppard on a dogs butt…
So if a star 60 light years away supernovas and wipes out our atmoshpere and we cook.. you got jesus huh… more like you got thermo-nuclear fusion in your face and no more planet for your next life.
so….If there is a message that is supposed to be given to the particular owner of the dog, Great! If that is how this person recieves his revelation, If this is the way that the Lord deems necessary to communicate with this individual, The Lord knows best… Im curious though about the dog owner, and what the message was…Its personal, i imagine.
I found this looking for a picture of Jesus to use in a graphic design.
Wow
If you actually review all the comments given, you will see that the Jesus haters over reacted alot more than the Christians.
I believe if you could look into each of the Jesus haters’s lives you would find alot of abuse, mis treatment, and anger in their past and present.
That is the only reason for that much anger towards a God that they supposidly do not believe in.
The anger from all the non Christians is sad. The image of the dog does not bother me. Why? It doesn’t change my faith. I still believe that Jesus is the One and the Only true God.
Good Luck to the Non-Believers. I guess (Luck) is all you have. huh. Hows that been working for ya so far?
I realize that my comments are not what Jesus would say. After all I am just human. Making jokes about someone’s God would naturally envoke a little anger. Why are all the non-believers so mad?
Try this link if you want more than luck in your life. It won’t hurt any I promise.
Who ever did this Fucken picture makes me fucken shit
you are sick in the head you loser get a fucken life you piece of SHIT i can see your face on the dogs ass
P.S your nothing but a Fucken Dog
hope you drop you ass hole
lol? Dont go sick guys its only a joke, and what Maso_princess said was pretty funny, ‘ Fucken picture makes me ’shit”. aha ha ha … no -.- .
I think I see what you mean by I’ll pray for you but at a first glance thats kind of funny too.
Curious hahaha… what are you on about there are no mad non-believers smartass why would non-believers say stuff like ‘Jesus gave up his life for you.’ *slaps* thats realy stupid. Its pretty obvious that the belivers are the pissed-off ones -.- .
Find Rev. Johson’s Comment and read it. I can’t agree more with him. God would definitely not want us bickering over this. God reveals himself to us in unusual ways and this is one of them. If you are a devout Catholic, you would know that it is ok to struggle with God. In fact, it’s part of the process of believing in him.
HAHAHAHAHHAA.
I love you for posting this.
I truly, truly do.
Seriously. This kicks ass. I really love how people get obsessed over religion. Really, people. Grow a brain. I’m not kidding. If I believed in God, I’d pray for you guys to get some common fucking sense. And please, please, PLEASE don’t pray for me. Save your breath on gay people and starving kids in Africa. Really. They need “God’s” love much more than I do.
Whether or not you’re a Christian, this is totally disrespectful of some people’s beliefs. If you did this with muhammed, the ragheads would be all over your ass. This is like the guy who put a cross in piss and called it art. You people should be ashamed of yourselves for posting this and agreeing with this post. My roommate is pagan and I’m Christian. He attacks my beliefs all the time, but I refuse to lower myself to attack his. Regardless of your beliefs, you people should show some respect for people’s beliefs and not ridicule them. Piss off, assholes!
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Even better is my son who turns 3 this weekend now runs up to my dogs at home, points at their ass and yells “I see Jesus”. I can’t wait for the in-laws to see their grandson doing this.
But even funnier then the picture is half or more of the comments here. Nothing amuses me more then so-called devout Christians wishing ill on those that find this amusing. What happened to turn the other cheek and forgiveness?
Should we balance out stupidity and hate like this with some defamation of so called liberals?
Maybe a Harvey milk zombie molesting a crippled boy or a Gloria Steinem shoving a hand held blender into herself for a home made abortion or how about some antisocial spinster adopting dozens and dozens of children like the neighborhood cat lady with a house full of filthy children and a few dead ones behind the furniture. After all that shit is natural, right? That’s their big argument; “the exception is the rule”.
Should those who see this exercise in mental masturbation as a halleluiah or a high five moment be respected as others; who respect their neighbor’s beliefs and shun childish mockery because their neighbor reveres and holds holy things that he doesn’t?
Modern atheist astound in their ignorance.
By their actions they show how they wish to destroy institutions that they feel threatened by:
The davinci code
A picture of a crucifix in a bucket of urine
A portrait of a black woman naked on a cross
Toys or costumes depicting nuns as buffoons
A store window decoration showing a nativity scene with hello kitty characters etc. etc. etc.
Yet these examples are futile arguments against the greatness that is God.
Christian faith is not destroyed by these or by corrupt ministers or pedophile priest. It is indestructible as History has shown and doesn’t need to bicker with fools.
We’ve heard it all before and it doesn’t change anything. Atheist interpretation of everyone else doesn’t affect the truth.
LOL christians. “OMG YOU JOKE ABOUT JESUS YOU GOIN TO HELL SON! REPENT! REPENT!”F you.Jesus dont have any magic powers jesus didnt heal the blind and if you think that you need to lay off the DRUGS!!Jesus in my opinion, saying that he could heal the blind and making people think he was magic, is a lying ass BITCH!!yea i said it, JESUS IS A BITCH!!!!!!God aint real my friends its all in your head.Your parents lied to you and made you think magic is real.Dont be mad at me cause i told you the truth.Be mad at the dumbshits that said god is real and people (jesus) can heal the blind…and jesus for ling like a panzy ass “LOL DUDEZ LOOK I CAN HEAL YOUR COLD! *waves hands at him* NOW WAIT TWO WEEKS AND YOU’LL BE BETTER!”
you people CANT be serious? ok well if you look at enough stuff while high you can see jesus or mary or whatever on ANYTHING.. oh one more thing.. all the evidence leads to a probability that jesus was a dark skinned dude that doesn’t resemble that butt in anyway.. so whats the problem? Lighten up people.. we are in hell if there is a hell worse then this life at the moment, I think I will just stay here thank you,, Peace all
curious,, what is all this jesus’s haters crap? I don’t know jesus,, never met jesus,, will never meet jesus considering he died WAY before I was born. so I deffinately don’t HATE him. From what I have read jesus was just another humanitarian,, that is great.. the world needs more of them..Jesus, Gandi, Martin Luther.. ect. but if you believe in a dude floating around above the clouds watching us,, you are probably looking at a russian astronaut wake up….
That is not polite it is not funny and you know it this man has done somthing no one else will ever do and you are going to make fun of HIM!!! do you know that sinners like the person who drew this will be punished you should not put this on the net it is a discrase to catholics, jews and holy people EVERYWERE!!!!!!!!!
dude..its jesus on a dog’s butt. there was mary on a peice of toast. crazy stuff happens. and for everyone who says we’r goin to hell for this im damn ok with that cuz u kno wat im goin anyways. so i dont care. its Jesus yea he died for us and everything but that doesnt mean we shuld be all neo-nazi about him on a dog’s butt
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” Whether or not you’re a Christian, this is totally disrespectful of some people’s beliefs. If you did this with muhammed, the ragheads would be all over your ass. ”
So you calling someone a raghead isn’t being disrespectful. You can distrespect someone else for there beliefs, but they can’t on yours. And you say you don’t lower yourself. You really are a dick. And please don’t pray for my forgiveness or salvation as i wouldn’t do it for you if I believed in this crap.
Is where your looking to find knowledge in the person of Jesus Christ? No wonder you haven’t gotten very far. I think you need to turn around and walk 180 degrees towards your Bible.
Can somebody plzz tell me why is the picture of JESUS on a Dog’s butt? what’s the point of it?
people are really sick and Jessi don’t bother yourself people like them don’t know anything about respect they are just animals ,that’s why they don’t find it direspectful to put Jesus picture on an animal’s butt! I will pray for them!
hey guys, why dont you think about this. Maybe God wanted to show up on this dogs butt? Maybe he wanted this to happen? who knows? But I really dont think this is such a big deal.
That is a very well groomed dog. I think that’s the important thing. Someone obviously loves it a great deal. I’m not so sure about Jesus - but I do see a young Max von Sydow.
I am religious and im not offended. Jesus really hard dark skin and dark hair. But this looks like today’s western Jesus. It’s just a coinsidence people, calm down.
That pic is just plain wrong!!!! It’s outrageous! How can someone ever layer Jesus on a dog’s butt?? Like every hippie in the world, jesus should be nailed to a wall and spanked to death, not be put on a dog’s ass.
Well, unfortunatally you don’t have enough sense to think of the consequences of your deeds, i know we are all sinners, but you went out of your way to diss the person you owe your life to, well that’s just plain dumb… and no i won’t be praying for you, i don’t have time to pray for those who invite trouble for themselves
That’s sooo cool but u ppl get over it, it’s just a dogs butt, it’s not like if u have never seen a dogs butt berfore.( I wonder if u can see that on my dog 2 )
Jesus–who is God–suffered on a cross (how does that really work, since He’s God and only feels pain if he wants to? It could only be all elective theater, if He’s really God). He supposedly does this in order to appease the wrath of God–which is Himself. (Li’l schizophrenia, there?) For “sins” we did because He created us fallible (and he KNEW we’d screw up, since he knows everything in advance, right?) So he “died” on the cross (but not really, since he rose from the grave and knew in advance he would).
And He did this little stunt to appease his Own anger at us, because He requires blood sacrifice (?!) of His own innocent creations as a penance for OUR sin (how messed up is THAT?). And I’m somehow supposed to be grateful for this little stunt, which is nothing hard to pull off, since He’s God and all (nothing’s magic to the magician, right?). Wow.
yew thats sick and wrong
That picture makes me sick! Jesus died for your sins and your saying He resembles a dogs butt! I feel like throwing up but whoever posted that I just want you to know that I’ll be praying for you and He will love you no matter what you’ve done. Thats why He died such a brutal death. For your sins. Please have that taken off the web though. I’d appreciate it sooo much. Thanks
The Virgin Mary appears on a slice of toast, Jesus can’t appear on a dog’s butt?
Jessi stop being ridiculous, yes Jesus did die a brutal death and for us. But you dont have to freak out over this, she never once said that it resembles jesus. Cant you take a joke. And if it was a bad pic, your gunna see alot of those so stay off the internet… I will be Praying for you.
I dont know what your see there but jesus cannot and i mean cannot be on a dogs but your a sick person. ill be praying for you.
Man if jesus wants to appear on a dogs butt hes gonna appear on a dogs butt thats how it is. Just because its a little weird and might be discracful doesn’t mean he doesn’t mean hes not gonna show up there and yes i’m saying he could appear on mars if he wanted to. He could appear on my butt for all he cares as long as he gets what he wants to tell people across that God is good and that he is every where and most importantly that hes real! So this however showed this to the world alone he was just trying to show what God had put into his life and he felt empowered to show it to everybody.
Oh my gosh this is sick God died for you and you do this to repay him whoever did this has a very sick mind! This is very immaure i will pray that somehow God works in your life.
Its not just a joke! Its not a just a joke someone can take. “HEY THERE JUST JOKING ABOUT JESUS BIG DEAL” NO! NOT REALLY! IT IS A BIG DEAL YOU WANNA JOKE LIKE THAT (WHICH I DON’T THINK THAT YOU SHOULD) PUT A CELEBRITY THERE NOT JESUS! WHO EVER DID THAT AND GOT A LAUGH OUT OF THAT…REPENT MY SON REPENT! IF YOU THINK ITS FUNNY OR IN ANY WAY ACCEPTABLE YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP! ONLY THE KIND OF HELP JESUS CAN PROVIDE FOR YOU NOT THE KIND THAT DOCTORS GIVE! I SERIOUSLY WILL BE PRAYING FOR ALL! AND HOPE YOU SEE YOU GUYS IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN CAUSE THATS WHERE I’M GOING! THANK YOU JESUS ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU JESUS!
God deemed all creation good- and that includes a dog’s butts (which are actually pretty important pieces of equipment if you happen to be a dog). Why is a dog’s butt any less holy than a butterfly’s wing, a cloud formation, a newborn baby’s skin, or a dying man’s eyes? And if God can reveal himself usign an ass (as he did with Balaam) why should we freak out over something like this? We are the one’s who have a problem with a dog’s butt, not God.
i cant belive this. this is what you do to repay JESUS! The man…nevermind im not going to explain it to you. you wont care obviously.
i am sick to the bone about this picture. i will praye and praye for you. i hope you dont go to hell for this even though you most likely will because your an idiot. you should be so lucky to have someone in your life lovee you like Jesus does. all i can say is repent your sins. as far as i’m concerned you are both the devil and judas them selfs.
Hey that is terrible and wrong.You mad freak!You should be locked up!That is a dog’s butt and you thought it would be cool to show Jesus in it?Is that dog still alive?
We need more Christians like Paula! Not only is she thoughtful and spiritual-minded, but also capable of writing a paragraph with mostly accurate syntax and spelling. Did Jesus throw around judgment and condemnation? No. Did Jesus love the unlovable, forgive the sinners, accept the outcasts? Yes, He did. Who are you hateful people following?
All the people who didn’t have a problem with the picture didn’t use CAPITAL LETTERS for His(Jesus)name. That explains a lot about you guys. Carry on with your lives, we’ll see what happens in the end. God knows best. Thank you for that. Have a nice day.
While I dug Paula’s comments for the humor value, I still wonder why the existence of an omnipotent creator, on a dog’s hairy sphincter or otherwise, is just assumed outright. Photoshop is a tool. Why are so many people?
I do admit, it does look like Jesus, but please take this picture off. Many non-Christians see this kind of stuff and it leads them further away from the One that created the universe with a word. I also apologize for the Christians who lost their temper. Hey, even Peter chopped a guards ear off when they came to arrest Jesus, but Jesus put his ear back on. With love I ask you to remove this picture.
holy crap. I love it. it’s about time he showed up somewhere good. oil slicks and tree gnarls are out… dog butts are in!
God created dog ass. Therefore it is a part of God. Jesus said everything was beautiful. A Dog’s ass is apart of everything. Jesus was God. Jesus created the Dog’s ass. Everything loves its offspring. Jesus loves dog ass. Thus he can appear.
Yes, it is a joke. Yes, it is funny. These same two things can also be said about Jesus himself, however.
And so the circle of life continues in its endless spiral.
i think it’s hilarious that such self-riotous, ignorant fools are begging and praying for the person who posted this. god would bitch-slap each and every one of you for how lamely you respond to this picture in an attempt to make yourselves feel good about damning someone else. good for you.
“Have you found Jesus?”
I guess I have now!
By the way, all of you who wrote replies with too many caps in them, I’m a computer repair-tech and can fix your caps lock for free, just ask!
i wish there were more pictures of “seeing jesus in disgusting places.” there’ll never be enough, as far as i’m concerned. i want to see the shape of jesus in a picture of two men having sex while a third man tapes it and pleasures himself with a prayer shawl.
man guys, get over jesus already. he’s been dead for like a million years
I think it is obvious, just from day-to-day life, that God has a pretty good sense of humor. Regardless of whether He shows up on a piece of toast, or a dog’s butt, I’m sure it’s nothing He hasn’t seen or done before. And I’m sure this doesn’t offend Him more than people who tear pages out of the Bible, or promote Satanism. So what if He is on a dog’s butt? I think it’s clever.
Its not a joke, its real, nobody can create such a perfect image of our savior almighty. Its a message that we must obey dogs, for they show us the humble way. Bow down to doggy butt-hole. ^_^
I cannot believe you all. You are fighting and praying and threatening and cajoling the poster and eachother, all in the name of some guy who preached peace? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Turn the other cheek, practice the way you wish, and stop the childish tantrums and name-calling (all of which I am sure your lord and savior would just LOVE) in the name of a concept. Religion was a good idea when lawless men needed a higher power to control their actions, but it appears to be corrupting the lot of you, you bantering, holier-than-thou, faux followers of the religion. Pray to your lords for forgiveness, as you have taken it upon yourselves to dispense their justice, which NONE of you are prepared to do. “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”.
That is just plain hilarious. Thank you for making me laugh.
God made all things, he made plants and the earth, and we should love them because it brings us closer to Him. He also made dog’s butts, and I love them because they bring me closer to Him. If you can’t love a dog’s butt, you’ve no room for Him in your life.
Use a condom though, for God’s sake.
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like Muhammad and Jesus getting freaky.
If the dog lives in an islamic country we now have at least a reason to start a few more crusades.
How can any of you say that it looks like Jesus? How many of you have actually met Jesus and can testify that this is what he looks like? It maybe looks like a western church’s representation of Jesus but we should all accept that coming from Jerusalem, he probably had dark skin and black hair.
Jesus was gay.
Judging by these comments, it would appear the internet has been infested by retards… *gets broom* shoo shoo! bloody peasants.
Leave the picture - forgiveness and tolerance are two of the most beloved lessons of Christianity. What if the likeness of Jesus was formed in clouds all you Bible Bashers would be cooing about its “awesomenessness and lovelinessness”
What in dogs name are you guys on about?
ZOMG!!! JESUS DIED 4 UR SINS
oh shut up.
It’s funny, if you can’t take a joke, get off the internet.
I think it’s hilarious that some people still believe in the myth of a “savior”. Jessi, you’re an idiot.
Great picture. Also great job getting the wacko’s panties all in a bunch. Jesus is a symbol, a make-believe feel good symbol, like the tooth fairy. What if you put a picture of the tooth fairy in a dog’s butt? How many fairy-worshipers would come crawiling out of the woodwork to pray that you still get change under your pillow when you loose a tooth.
Jesus Imaginary Christ! That’s creepy.
Jesus died because he claimed he was the messiah.
In two-thousand we could be worshipping David Koresh for all we know or even worse Tom Cruise. Praise be to Xenu!!!
BTW - This pic is mad ancient I saw this months if not years ago, but it still amuses me.
Jesus would not have wanted his children to be bickering as we are. We simply have to accept that he has chosen to reveal himself in this odd way and try and make sense of it somewhow.
My question is: has this dog been showing saintly manners recently? I urge you to contact your local parish and see if they somehow would want you to come and show the community this incredible miracle. You could bring your dog for all to see in person. And to those that doubt: this is why it’s called “faith”. Learn to stop questioning god’s ways and accept them as they are.
Peace,
God is everywhere! Even in my pooop. Why not a dog’s butt. To dogs, butts are wonderful. And remember, “dog” is “God” spelled backward.
I guess I can shut off my internet connection for the rest of the year… between this and the Red Sox fan getting beaned with a piece of pizza, there won’t be anything else worth seeing.
Great pic!
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Jesus just brought the biggest smile that i’ll have all day to my face. Thank you lord.
I bet this picture would give the real Jesus a raging hard-on.
To those religious nutcases here that cannot take a joke I can only say that I still retain hope for your eventual enlightenment. If I was Christian I would find any kind of idol worship offensive, including seeing the Virgin Mary on slices of grilled slice and window panes.
But I guess the fine line is drawn when someone isn’t out to capitalize on an event to sell T-shirts and miracle magnets, and rather would just make a joke jabbing at the inanity of that underbelly of the culture.
It makes me sad to read the knee-jerk reactions, because I can seriously picture God laughing right now at the joke, wondering why so many people are willing to worship holy images on doors but they think God is more offended by an obvious joke. For shame.
Dog is my co-pilot.
HAHAHA! Jesus is a dog’s butt.
If it is said that Jesus or God or the Holy Spirit could be anywhere at any time, how could he/He/It not be, for instance, in a dog’s ass?
It’d be funny if the dog started crapping, then you could shout…
“see I told you, Jesus is full of s#!t”
Jesus forgives….
thats easily the most accurate representation of jesus ive EVER seen! i pray that all you jesus freaks arent as blind as you make yourselves out to be. god created that anus so dont hate on it you ignorant hypocrites!
And the lord said unto me, let my son be hairy.
Jesus is a dead man. He didn’t die for your sins. He was not the “son of god”. He was a man, and a criminal (why else would they crucify him?). Theists are retarded.
I am Jesus, the Lord Thy God, King of Kings and the Son of The Divine Lord Thy God. Those of you who judge though you have heard my commandments and teachings, those who claim to follow Your Shepherd yet shame My name with your shallow judgments and hypocritical condemnation, you sadden Me. I died for your sins so that you would learn to put your Evil ways behind you, but you have betrayed me with your words and thoughts. This image is of ME and it is Righteous and Holy. Blessed art my sheep who kneel before the Son of God. Damned are they who cast judgement of hate and harbor wicked feelings against their neighbors. I had but One Life to give and can not die for thy sins again, so damned art though! Look within thyself for the hell reserved for you and taste the Eternal Damnation which awaits you.
You all are rediculous. Jesus on a dog’s ass is funny. Plain and simple. Remember satire? Anyone? Anyone? Bueler? If Jesus was truly present, he’d wash away the middle of the country into the depths of the Atlantic so the rest of us can live a peacefully. But anyhoo….thanks for the eternal damnation. Very christian of you.
Maybe the image is of the historical jesus . . .
haha shutup you religious loonies
I’m surprises so many people are refering to it as a joke. Unless you haven’t actually looked at the picture and clearly seen the image.
I think Jesus would have a good laugh at this.
“But anyhoo….thanks for the eternal damnation. Very christian of you.”
Sadly, you are all too correct. Damning all heathens -is- very Christian. Let’s all praise god for not torturing us in heaven just for believing some guy who said “fuck jewish law, I’m the man now dog, this is how we roll”
Perfect place for a god on dog. The religioso mysterioso fantasy action figure like jesus fits there. I am so glad most people are mass minded followers. Some of these reactions show the power of mass thought, please continue to be weak and follow.
You know what would be really great? If you cropped this to just Our Saviour’s image, and posted it to some places where people go nuts for these things, saying that it appeared ‘In my dog’s fur’.
Then at the ideal moment during the general rejoicing, you strike with the zoom out option.
Might i suggest that all the “is the dog still alive” and “you should burn in hell for all eternity” Christians out there, recognise and kiss the image of the Saviour as it has been presented on this living creature because since they are already talking shit in the name of Jesus he may see fit to reward them all with the real thing.
Hey… How did that old jingle go again?
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My dog’s better than your dog
My dog’s better than yours
My dog’s better ’cause his ass looks like Jesus
My dog’s better than yours!
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Isn’t Dog spelled backwards God?
Who are we to question how lowely a creature HE decides to appear as/on.
Kinda egotistical to think HE’LL come back as a human :-p
It is a sorry state of affairs when even the defenders of this excellent photograph invoke a non-existent deity to argue that “He” doesn’t mind this kind of humor.
Wake up, people! It’s the 21st Century — time to leave superstition behind! Science has completely disproved religion and anyone living today who believes that there is a god or that Jesus was a deity who “died for your sins” (however the hell that’s supposed to work) — anyone believing in any of this crap is a moron through and through!
Science has convincingly shown that the universe is about 15 billion years old and that the earth is about 4.5 billion years old. A bunch of idiots who lived in a time when a wheelbarrow was brand-new technology claim the earth is 4,000 years old — and who are you idiots going to believe? The wheelbarrow bunch, of course! Because you’re idiots. Don’t waste your time damning me or praying for me — either one would be a complete waste of your time, as effective as knocking on wood or rubbing a wart with a rag and burying the rag.
i always knew jesus was an asshole
Damn, I look sexy.
OMG. I CAN SEE JESUS, AM I SAVED NOW?
Maybe when you stop living your life based on superstitious nonsense, you’ll see the humor of this. Take responsibility for your own life and stop relying on/blaming your invisible buddy for everything.
It’s not suprising that this harmless and ironically funny picture spurred a massive interweb dispute over the plausibility of God. It happens all the time, but seriously dudes, come on! Yes it does look like western surfer-jesus, that’s the fact of the matter, if you look close enough you see it. You shouldn’t get so upset about that, you shouldn’t deny things which are true and observable (such as evolution) because you personally interpret it to contradict your religion. What you definately shouldn’t do, is be nasty to everyone who doesn’t agree…let him without sin cast the first stone remember? If Jesus died for my sins (however that works) then I’m very thankful, but I’m not going to deny that his head on a dog’s butt isn’t funny out of shame.
Wait, one more thing, in case any of you religioners were planning on praying for me… what’s up with that? As I understand it, a person has to accept jesus in order to go to heaven, and there’s no more to it. I’m not going to do that any time soon, I’d much sooner accept Thor. So when you pray for a non-beleiver, are you praying that God make him come around? God can’t make people beleive because of their free will right? Are you praying that something terrible happens to make that person? That wouldn’t be nice. I’d suggest, that instead of praying on behalf of someone who doesn’t think that a benevolent and all-loving GOD required the violent sacrifice of his only son as pittance for the sins of mortals whom he created and cast out of paradise, that you should try your very best to understand why it is that person doensn’t beleive. I don’t mean ignore the person while he explains, and then assert your beleifs in the hopes he’ll blindly accept them. I mean listen intently and learn his side, hopefully he’ll do the same. If you’re lucky, you’ll meet in the middle somewhere, or at the very least you’ll both be able to make more informed arguments without so many assumptions. You can of course, just post your opinions in an obscure, sligtly related corner of the internet and leave it at that though, if you want to waste time.
My God… Dog spelt backwards…. Jesus on the back side of a dog…
The second coming of Jesus wasn’t what I had in mind, butt it has a nice twist.
I think all of you who are freaking out are missing the point entirely. I believe that’s a goat’s crotch, not a dog’s butt. Thank you.
Jesus will punish you with love…. and treat you with movies about him, gospelmusic and bringers of the message at yr door at sundaymornings at 08.00 hour
Listen to me now you bunch of christian nerds. You christians make stupid jokes about budism and muslim all the freaking time, stfu bitches and take what you yourselves deserve the most (open your blind christian eyes for a millisecond, you are insulting all the other religions 24/7).
The picture does indeed look similar to a person dressed in white and having a bit longer hair. The fact that your whole religion is built on a man who’s father took a hike to the next silly girl and who’s mother got married to another guy, is a completely different story. As long as i care, he can even appear between your sandwich.
I not only see Jesus, but the Virgin Mary, God, the Pope, all the Saints…..
haha. yes, its jesus alright. i cant believe religious people take that so seriously. omg he died for you and omg omg. get over it its a joke ffs.
Well, this in kinda sick, yes.
But Jesus is Geat and Holy, so if He wishes to show Himself (to somebody) on an animal butt, that’s His will. And that doesn’t insult Him anyway.
Well, when there was a problem between Europe and Middle East about The Prophet cartoons, we called theese rioting muslims fundamentalists and fanatics. Let us be, unlike them, reasonable and have our sence of humor.
Amen
God created everything. That includes Jesus and dog butt.
I find it interesting that the people who are close the this dog (whose name is Angus) find the appearance of Jesus on his butt miraculous. The christians here think it disgusting. I guess you have to be a christian and actually know the dog to find it miraculous. Here’s an article about it:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=24217&in_page_id=2
I find it silly and ridiculous that people are discussing an image on a dog’s butt.
Holy crap! I haven’t laughed this hard in a LONG time. Thank you so much for bringing a bit of joy into my life!
~♥s~
omg this is soo funny everyone needs to tkae a joke if he made this animal then y cnt he b part of it?!
im sure jesus had a sence of humor so y sldnt we?!
god i think you lot need get a life
seriously get out a bit more
calm down all u people out there its just a joke and i agree with all u people who hav a scense of humor!!! god can apear anywhere he wants (even if i is a dogs butt!!!)
jesus on a dogs ass???That’s hilarious!!!
Now post one with him dying on the cross that says “OWNED”…LMFAO!!!
That is just sick and wrong, that is a disgrace! i hope that u take that off!!! I hope that you know that Jesus will forgive you whatever you do. i will be praying for you.
oh my gosh!there are kids out there,you know.I am about to puke!i will be praying for you guys!i mean,you didnt have to put it on the internet.why would you do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you deffenetly need help!now my annoing brother is looking and watching me typ.he says its sick and wrong too!wich it is!i hope my baby brother dosnt see this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is just sad.your really immature.he dies on the cross and this is wat you give him!!!remember,ill be praying
That’s where Jesus belongs.
I luv Jesus Christ..B’coz he save our life frm danger..But we r not thank u him..B’coz we’ve made some sins..Yah…I can c Jesus at the cat’s “BAM”..Its not funny..Ok??Its a sins..I’ve made a lot of sins..I (L) Jesus..
How do any of you people know what Jesus looks like. This could be any man. That image of Christ is just a stereotype. I do not know if this is a coincidnence or a joke, but if it is it’s really funny. who knows maybe Jesus is laughing with us because He does not look like that.
1) God has a sense of humor, just look at the platypus
2) Jesus was black
3) The universe was not created with a word, it has been evolving for eons after the big bang. Meaning, creationism is just a bunch of non-scientific bull crap. If you don’t believe in Darwinism, look at all the morons who loose limbs and die while doing stupid things like removing blocks of ice from a snow blower while it’s running
4) Stop being so self-righteous and get a life and a sense of humor, oh wait, jesus would not like you to laugh.
5) If you want me to tell you the story about how jesus was not resurrected, but merely unconscious after being poisoned by those who wanted to euthanize him before he was left to die on the cross, let me know. That should shatter your belief in his mythology
you are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!! what in GODS holy name were you thinking puting this on the internet kids of all ages go on the internet you are sick and i will be praying for you!!!!!!!!!
if any of think that is funny then ur sick and rong in the head!!!!
calm down you freaks. I think this is hilarious take a friggen joke. He died on a cross, booficrityhoo. When will people stop taking trivial things such as religion so seriously?
by the way people it is the internet if a kid sees something wrong hold your damn kid acountable not the person who put it there. and stop praying for this guy, I doubt he did this for any prayers. Parying is futile anyway. oh and one exclamation mark is enough it is SO FRIGGEN IRATATING when you people leave about 18 of them after a word. idiots
Right… I don’t care what you say… that was pretty cruel.
who ever posted dis is downright disrespesctful and so is the people who agree with the fact dat it is 2. This is degrading and embarrasing 2 see that people out there repay God by saying and doing stuff like this. Anyone can say what ever they want bout dis but play with it n when you see yaself in hell…..always remeber to pray for forgiveness!!!!!!!!!!!….by da way this is a serious issue!
It is true that jesus appears everywhere, and if it is there then that is where it is. I am fully commited to jesus and i know he is always watching. Thats just the way it is! AMEN!
Um…. That’s not Jesus. Besides, because Jesus is G-d and is everywhere, then how could someone become offended by this? We really need to take this whole “Omni-Presence” thing seriously! Also, I’m sure that only the “Religous” are offended by this. I’m sure that G-d is WAY above pittily human sacralige. Whatever.
I have a “Theological” Question? Does this image have any baring on Anything Holy? Ok, here’s one for the ages, if an image “That is supposed to be Jesus” (Which no one really knows what he looked like) does (in fact) appear on a dogs butt, does this deminish Jesus, or does this actually make the dog’s butt Holy?
Ok - I have one more point to contribute to this “debate?” - or whatever this is… Now let’s compare the sincere efforts of those “Christians” who were defending the honor of their L-rd, by stating their “Displeasure” in viewing this “Image” — to what would happen if… OH - I don’t know - If that was an image of another “Religious” Persona from the Middle East… Hmmmmm. I just think that the Christian response (as Pharasetic as it may have been delivered) echoed a closer resembalence to “Love” than to that of how another group of individuals would have responded to such insolence. That’s just my Oppinion. Peace be with you.
LOL YES
hey this is not nice what you all are doing Jesus will forgive you but dont push it
You only proved that you are acting like an Idiot!
Stupid!
I’d much rather live my life believing in Heaven and a “Savior”, die and find out there is no Heaven or hell than not believe, die and find out that there are both a Heaven and a hell. It’s quite a gamble to be a non-believer. Dont you think? The loss would be tragic and not recoverable.
If you believe in eternal life through a savior would you gamble your future away to save face with “the world?”
If you don’t believe in eternal life through a savior, would you want to believe? If so, do you need proof so that no one will laugh at you?
Start studing the Bible. No, realy “Study” it. And if you still want to hold onto your opinions. after that, Then it’s all you (”all you”).
Personally, I think it resembles Paul more. I’ve seen Jesus appearances all the way from this pup’s butt to a rotting piece of a wall in a condemned building, to vomit at a diner I used to work at. Seems there’s a common theme here.
I think all you religion buffs are brain washed.. but yeah that looks like an old sheppard on a dogs butt…
So if a star 60 light years away supernovas and wipes out our atmoshpere and we cook.. you got jesus huh… more like you got thermo-nuclear fusion in your face and no more planet for your next life.
The real joke is at the end of the day, you just spent a good amount of time staring into a dog’s asshole.
so….If there is a message that is supposed to be given to the particular owner of the dog, Great! If that is how this person recieves his revelation, If this is the way that the Lord deems necessary to communicate with this individual, The Lord knows best… Im curious though about the dog owner, and what the message was…Its personal, i imagine.
Hah, obsessive Christians are funny. As funny, if not more, than this picture itself.
I bet Jesus would laugh at it.
If you see one that looks like Mohammed, be sure to post it up. Level the playing field, ya know. Or possibly set it on fire.
jesus doesnt exist, people just made him up so we can feel special about ourselves
“OMG JESUS DIED FOR US!”
you guys are humorless pricks. jesus also died for that dogs ass.
I found this looking for a picture of Jesus to use in a graphic design.
Wow
If you actually review all the comments given, you will see that the Jesus haters over reacted alot more than the Christians.
I believe if you could look into each of the Jesus haters’s lives you would find alot of abuse, mis treatment, and anger in their past and present.
That is the only reason for that much anger towards a God that they supposidly do not believe in.
The anger from all the non Christians is sad. The image of the dog does not bother me. Why? It doesn’t change my faith. I still believe that Jesus is the One and the Only true God.
Good Luck to the Non-Believers. I guess (Luck) is all you have. huh. Hows that been working for ya so far?
I realize that my comments are not what Jesus would say. After all I am just human. Making jokes about someone’s God would naturally envoke a little anger. Why are all the non-believers so mad?
Try this link if you want more than luck in your life. It won’t hurt any I promise.
http://www.christianword.com
Hah! you americans are so religious you make me laugh.
Who ever did this Fucken picture makes me fucken shit
you are sick in the head you loser get a fucken life you piece of SHIT i can see your face on the dogs ass
P.S your nothing but a Fucken Dog
hope you drop you ass hole
I KNOW THAT THIS IS SICK BUT MAYBE IT CUOLD APPEAR EVERYWHERE. SO YOU BETTER BE MAKING FUN OF THEM.JESUS IS ALWAYS WITH ME AND INSIDE MY HEART
BAHAHAHAHA, I’m not sure what is funnier. The picture or the comments?
DOG is GOD spelled backwards. How do you reach God? When you go backwards to the end of the doG!
Is’nt that obvious?
On that note, I’m Catholic. Anyone who doesn’t see humor in this needs to get a life and stop worrying about the one that comes after it.
Jesus is humble. Where is a more humble place than a dog’s ass?
lol? Dont go sick guys its only a joke, and what Maso_princess said was pretty funny, ‘ Fucken picture makes me ’shit”. aha ha ha … no -.- .
I think I see what you mean by I’ll pray for you but at a first glance thats kind of funny too.
Curious hahaha… what are you on about there are no mad non-believers smartass why would non-believers say stuff like ‘Jesus gave up his life for you.’ *slaps* thats realy stupid. Its pretty obvious that the belivers are the pissed-off ones -.- .
Look it’s not a serious issue for ‘Gods’ sake. and no1 hates Jesus though i think he doesn’t exist. Logic you see my dear Christians.
Find Rev. Johson’s Comment and read it. I can’t agree more with him. God would definitely not want us bickering over this. God reveals himself to us in unusual ways and this is one of them. If you are a devout Catholic, you would know that it is ok to struggle with God. In fact, it’s part of the process of believing in him.
HAHAHAHAHHAA.
I love you for posting this.
I truly, truly do.
Seriously. This kicks ass. I really love how people get obsessed over religion. Really, people. Grow a brain. I’m not kidding. If I believed in God, I’d pray for you guys to get some common fucking sense. And please, please, PLEASE don’t pray for me. Save your breath on gay people and starving kids in Africa. Really. They need “God’s” love much more than I do.
Whether or not you’re a Christian, this is totally disrespectful of some people’s beliefs. If you did this with muhammed, the ragheads would be all over your ass. This is like the guy who put a cross in piss and called it art. You people should be ashamed of yourselves for posting this and agreeing with this post. My roommate is pagan and I’m Christian. He attacks my beliefs all the time, but I refuse to lower myself to attack his. Regardless of your beliefs, you people should show some respect for people’s beliefs and not ridicule them. Piss off, assholes!
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Even better is my son who turns 3 this weekend now runs up to my dogs at home, points at their ass and yells “I see Jesus”. I can’t wait for the in-laws to see their grandson doing this.
But even funnier then the picture is half or more of the comments here. Nothing amuses me more then so-called devout Christians wishing ill on those that find this amusing. What happened to turn the other cheek and forgiveness?
Should we balance out stupidity and hate like this with some defamation of so called liberals?
Maybe a Harvey milk zombie molesting a crippled boy or a Gloria Steinem shoving a hand held blender into herself for a home made abortion or how about some antisocial spinster adopting dozens and dozens of children like the neighborhood cat lady with a house full of filthy children and a few dead ones behind the furniture. After all that shit is natural, right? That’s their big argument; “the exception is the rule”.
Should those who see this exercise in mental masturbation as a halleluiah or a high five moment be respected as others; who respect their neighbor’s beliefs and shun childish mockery because their neighbor reveres and holds holy things that he doesn’t?
Modern atheist astound in their ignorance.
By their actions they show how they wish to destroy institutions that they feel threatened by:
The davinci code
A picture of a crucifix in a bucket of urine
A portrait of a black woman naked on a cross
Toys or costumes depicting nuns as buffoons
A store window decoration showing a nativity scene with hello kitty characters etc. etc. etc.
Yet these examples are futile arguments against the greatness that is God.
Christian faith is not destroyed by these or by corrupt ministers or pedophile priest. It is indestructible as History has shown and doesn’t need to bicker with fools.
We’ve heard it all before and it doesn’t change anything. Atheist interpretation of everyone else doesn’t affect the truth.
My apologies to Mr. Milk and Ms. Steinem.
LOL christians. “OMG YOU JOKE ABOUT JESUS YOU GOIN TO HELL SON! REPENT! REPENT!”F you.Jesus dont have any magic powers jesus didnt heal the blind and if you think that you need to lay off the DRUGS!!Jesus in my opinion, saying that he could heal the blind and making people think he was magic, is a lying ass BITCH!!yea i said it, JESUS IS A BITCH!!!!!!God aint real my friends its all in your head.Your parents lied to you and made you think magic is real.Dont be mad at me cause i told you the truth.Be mad at the dumbshits that said god is real and people (jesus) can heal the blind…and jesus for ling like a panzy ass “LOL DUDEZ LOOK I CAN HEAL YOUR COLD! *waves hands at him* NOW WAIT TWO WEEKS AND YOU’LL BE BETTER!”
omg, u lot are talking load of crap God, real! pah-i laugh in his face.
you people CANT be serious? ok well if you look at enough stuff while high you can see jesus or mary or whatever on ANYTHING.. oh one more thing.. all the evidence leads to a probability that jesus was a dark skinned dude that doesn’t resemble that butt in anyway.. so whats the problem? Lighten up people.. we are in hell if there is a hell worse then this life at the moment, I think I will just stay here thank you,, Peace all
curious,, what is all this jesus’s haters crap? I don’t know jesus,, never met jesus,, will never meet jesus considering he died WAY before I was born. so I deffinately don’t HATE him. From what I have read jesus was just another humanitarian,, that is great.. the world needs more of them..Jesus, Gandi, Martin Luther.. ect. but if you believe in a dude floating around above the clouds watching us,, you are probably looking at a russian astronaut
wake up….
That is not polite it is not funny and you know it this man has done somthing no one else will ever do and you are going to make fun of HIM!!! do you know that sinners like the person who drew this will be punished you should not put this on the net it is a discrase to catholics, jews and holy people EVERYWERE!!!!!!!!!
i think this is really funny !! god isnt real any way so why freak ! its so funny ya a set of geeks floppin outall ova bwt a dogs arse ! u sados !
dude..its jesus on a dog’s butt. there was mary on a peice of toast. crazy stuff happens. and for everyone who says we’r goin to hell for this im damn ok with that cuz u kno wat im goin anyways. so i dont care. its Jesus yea he died for us and everything but that doesnt mean we shuld be all neo-nazi about him on a dog’s butt
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” Whether or not you’re a Christian, this is totally disrespectful of some people’s beliefs. If you did this with muhammed, the ragheads would be all over your ass. ”
So you calling someone a raghead isn’t being disrespectful. You can distrespect someone else for there beliefs, but they can’t on yours. And you say you don’t lower yourself. You really are a dick. And please don’t pray for my forgiveness or salvation as i wouldn’t do it for you if I believed in this crap.
“People who don’t like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn’t have such funny beliefs”
“If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic School children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks…” Lenny Bruce
Is where your looking to find knowledge in the person of Jesus Christ? No wonder you haven’t gotten very far. I think you need to turn around and walk 180 degrees towards your Bible.
They do say that Jesus is everywhere…lol
Guess this proves it!
Do you think this might cure cancer? I saw Jesus once in a dented hubcap, miracles are everywhere if you look.
Can somebody plzz tell me why is the picture of JESUS on a Dog’s butt? what’s the point of it?
people are really sick and Jessi don’t bother yourself people like them don’t know anything about respect they are just animals ,that’s why they don’t find it direspectful to put Jesus picture on an animal’s butt! I will pray for them!
this is really upsetting, although Jesus sees your heart, and he does understand why you put this picture up. he loves you!!
hey guys, why dont you think about this. Maybe God wanted to show up on this dogs butt? Maybe he wanted this to happen? who knows? But I really dont think this is such a big deal.
That is a very well groomed dog. I think that’s the important thing. Someone obviously loves it a great deal. I’m not so sure about Jesus - but I do see a young Max von Sydow.
I am religious and im not offended. Jesus really hard dark skin and dark hair. But this looks like today’s western Jesus. It’s just a coinsidence people, calm down.
hey…God creates both dogs AND asses, thus making them holy, right?
That pic is just plain wrong!!!! It’s outrageous! How can someone ever layer Jesus on a dog’s butt?? Like every hippie in the world, jesus should be nailed to a wall and spanked to death, not be put on a dog’s ass.
Well, unfortunatally you don’t have enough sense to think of the consequences of your deeds, i know we are all sinners, but you went out of your way to diss the person you owe your life to, well that’s just plain dumb… and no i won’t be praying for you, i don’t have time to pray for those who invite trouble for themselves
kay
I can see jesus
I’m heavily christian
stop freaking out over it
:/
I can see Benjamin Franklin… and Marilyn Manson.. and it looks a little like Hugh Hefner around the eyes….
That’s sooo cool but u ppl get over it, it’s just a dogs butt, it’s not like if u have never seen a dogs butt berfore.( I wonder if u can see that on my dog 2 )
So.. let me get this straight.
Jesus–who is God–suffered on a cross (how does that really work, since He’s God and only feels pain if he wants to? It could only be all elective theater, if He’s really God). He supposedly does this in order to appease the wrath of God–which is Himself. (Li’l schizophrenia, there?) For “sins” we did because He created us fallible (and he KNEW we’d screw up, since he knows everything in advance, right?) So he “died” on the cross (but not really, since he rose from the grave and knew in advance he would).
And He did this little stunt to appease his Own anger at us, because He requires blood sacrifice (?!) of His own innocent creations as a penance for OUR sin (how messed up is THAT?). And I’m somehow supposed to be grateful for this little stunt, which is nothing hard to pull off, since He’s God and all (nothing’s magic to the magician, right?). Wow.
I mean, do you people even listen to yourselves?